Disgruntled Youth

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:20:06 -0700

Kurt: I haven't had to worry about stains like this since freshman year....
Kurt: I know. I just.... rsojsfijgdfh I just can't believe he would do that. I'm still captain of the Cheerios! He can't just treat me like that.
Blaine: No, he can't.
Kurt: Thank you for coming to help me clean up... I didn't know who else to call.
Blaine: Don't mention it. It's partly my fault anyway.

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:08:02 -0700

Blaine: ...It's a lot of combinations of detergent and ammonia and alcohol and a lot of other stuff. I can give you a link with the best instructions I've found so far.
Blaine: He didn't want just second base, Kurt. He wanted a home run. He wanted sex and I'm sure your coach would understand if she knew the whole story. But if you don't think so, that's fine. Karma's a bitch. He'll get what's coming to him.
Kurt: I haven't had to worry about stains like this since freshman year....
Kurt: I know. I just.... rsojsfijgdfh I just can't believe he would do that. I'm still captain of the Cheerios! He can't just treat me like that.
Blaine: No, he can't.

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:49:53 -0700

Kurt: You don't know Coach. She'll castrate them and then she'll kill me.
Kurt: Well, his co-captain did. God, it stings and it's cold.
Blaine: Then tell her why it happened. Tell her why he did it.
Kurt: She doesn't like excuses. I'm better off trying to get the stains out on my own.
Kurt: And what am I supposed to say anyway? I didn't let a guy go to second base with me so he dumped a slushy on my head?
Blaine: ...It's a lot of combinations of detergent and ammonia and alcohol and a lot of other stuff. I can give you a link with the best instructions I've found so far.
Blaine: He didn't want just second base, Kurt. He wanted a home run. He wanted sex and I'm sure your coach would understand if she knew the whole story. But if you don't think so, that's fine. Karma's a bitch. He'll get what's coming to him.

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:40:13 -0700

Blaine: No, she won't. It's not like you decided to dump it on yourself. Just take my shirt for the day.
Blaine: ...Are you joking? Eric did this to you?
Kurt: You don't know Coach. She'll castrate them and then she'll kill me.
Kurt: Well, his co-captain did. God, it stings and it's cold.
Blaine: Then tell her why it happened. Tell her why he did it.

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:34:38 -0700

Blaine: Just...give me a minute. I've got a towel and an extra shirt in my locker...if you don't mind looking a little less fashionable.
Kurt: It's my uniform. Coach is going to kill me.
Kurt: Stupid soccer team.
Blaine: No, she won't. It's not like you decided to dump it on yourself. Just take my shirt for the day.
Blaine: ...Are you joking? Eric did this to you?

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:27:06 -0700

Kurt: Can you please come to the bathroom on the third floor?
Blaine: Um...okay?
Blaine: ...Wait, you didn't get slushied or something, did you?
Kurt: it's cold.
Blaine: Just...give me a minute. I've got a towel and an extra shirt in my locker...if you don't mind looking a little less fashionable.

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:22:51 -0700

Kurt: Can you please come to the bathroom on the third floor?
Blaine: Um...okay?
Blaine: ...Wait, you didn't get slushied or something, did you?

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:13:22 -0700

Kurt: I guess not...
Kurt: So you're really okay with this?
Blaine: Yeah, sure.
Blaine: It'll be...fun.
Kurt: Mkay, thank you!
Kurt: So Thursday night?
Blaine: Sure...Thursday.

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:04:55 -0700

Blaine: It's not a real date when you're sharing it with another couple anyway. I just...don't consider double dates real dates, I guess. So...it would still be our first date, in my opinion...
Kurt: I guess not...
Kurt: So you're really okay with this?
Blaine: Yeah, sure.
Blaine: It'll be...fun.

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:48:37 -0700

Blaine: ...Can we just get the double date over with first and then go out together?
Kurt: But... Is that how you want our first date as a real couple to go?
Blaine: It's not a real date when you're sharing it with another couple anyway. I just...don't consider double dates real dates, I guess. So...it would still be our first date, in my opinion...

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:39:21 -0700

Blaine: No, I'm sorry. I--okay. Okay, we can...go on a double date, I guess.
Kurt: It's okay.... How about tomorrow night we go on a real date - just you and me, and after that we can go on double date. I swear I won't let them kill you :P
Blaine: ...Can we just get the double date over with first and then go out together?

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:31:53 -0700

Blaine: Would you find it fun if I took you out on a date with Sebastian or Puck and one of their fuck buddies?
Blaine: Brittany? The one that has the brain of a five year old?
Kurt: ...................
Kurt: Fine, you could have just said no..... And she's sweet, Blaine.
Blaine: No, I'm sorry. I--okay. Okay, we can...go on a double date, I guess.

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:26:41 -0700

Blaine: Neither have I.
Blaine: ....Not too good. Why? With who?
Kurt: It'll be fun, Blaine!
Kurt: Santana and Brittany... In Santana's words, "I need to make sure my main gay is getting taken care of". Britt's nice, you'd like her.
Blaine: Would you find it fun if I took you out on a date with Sebastian or Puck and one of their fuck buddies?
Blaine: Brittany? The one that has the brain of a five year old?

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:19:25 -0700

Blaine: You just can't get enough of that, can you?
Blaine: Hi. :)
Kurt: Nope. I never had a boyfriend.
Kurt: Soooo.... How do you feel about double dating?
Blaine: Neither have I.
Blaine: ....Not too good. Why? With who?

Text || Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:12:10 -0700

Kurt: Hey boyfriend!
Blaine: You just can't get enough of that, can you?
Blaine: Hi. :)

Phone Call | Klaine

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 00:12:54 -0700

Kurt: Hmm, noted. And ......... I don't know. Maybe they would? It's worth a try.
Blaine: Yeah, I could just complain *really* loudly about how you won't let me further than second base. They'd believe it; you *know* they would.
Kurt: ... They probably would. Which, is true after all. I'm not interested in any kind of second base right now.
Blaine: I know you're not. It's okay to not be ready. I know I talk about it a lot, but I never meant to actually pressure you.

Phone Call | Klaine

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:16:23 -0700

Blaine: ...Well, you better thank god I wasn't drinking coffee because you would have killed me. I am NOT the cheerleading type. You don't think they'd listen to me? I mean, I haven't exactly been quiet about my sexual endeavors.
Kurt: Hmm, noted. And ......... I don't know. Maybe they would? It's worth a try.
Blaine: Yeah, I could just complain *really* loudly about how you won't let me further than second base. They'd believe it; you *know* they would.

Phone Call | Klaine

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:07:11 -0700

Kurt: .... I'm giving it a day. To see what happens after I tell them we're dating. And okay, promise?
Blaine: Okay...well, I hope it works out. Yeah, Kurt, I promise. They might not like you, but they're not going to hurt you.
Kurt: Yeah.... I know I talk about giving it up, but the uniforms become my shield. I'm not sure I can.... And okay, thank you.
Blaine: I get it. I wouldn't ask you to give that up.
Kurt: I know you wouldn't.... God, I wish you were on the team. The girls would probably get scared into accepting whatever I say is truth and they wouldn't care about you and me. Though... I can't see you as a cheerleader.
Blaine: ...Well, you better thank god I wasn't drinking coffee because you would have killed me. I am NOT the cheerleading type. You don't think they'd listen to me? I mean, I haven't exactly been quiet about my sexual endeavors.

Phone Call | Klaine

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 22:31:23 -0700

Phone Call | Klaine

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 22:22:51 -0700

Blaine: I don't think they hate you...it's not like you ever personally gave us trouble. Anyway, I thought you were quitting? I'm not pressuring you to, and you don't have to...I just thought that's what you said the other day. They won't bother you with me there, okay? And they're not going to go out of their way to bug you. Just ignore them.
Kurt: .... I'm giving it a day. To see what happens after I tell them we're dating. And okay, promise?
Blaine: Okay...well, I hope it works out. Yeah, Kurt, I promise. They might not like you, but they're not going to hurt you.