August 2012
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Text || Klaine
Kurt: I haven't had to worry about stains like this since freshman year....
Kurt: I know. I just.... rsojsfijgdfh I just can't believe he would do that. I'm still captain of the Cheerios! He can't just treat me like that.
Blaine: No, he can't.
Kurt: Thank you for coming to help me clean up... I didn't know who else to call.
Blaine: Don't mention it. It's partly my fault anyway.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: ...It's a lot of combinations of detergent and ammonia and alcohol and a lot of other stuff. I can give you a link with the best instructions I've found so far.
Blaine: He didn't want just second base, Kurt. He wanted a home run. He wanted sex and I'm sure your coach would understand if she knew the whole story. But if you don't think so, that's fine. Karma's a bitch. He'll get what's coming to him.
Kurt: I haven't had to worry about stains like this since freshman year....
Kurt: I know. I just.... rsojsfijgdfh I just can't believe he would do that. I'm still captain of the Cheerios! He can't just treat me like that.
Blaine: No, he can't.
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Text || Klaine
Kurt: You don't know Coach. She'll castrate them and then she'll kill me.
Kurt: Well, his co-captain did. God, it stings and it's cold.
Blaine: Then tell her why it happened. Tell her why he did it.
Kurt: She doesn't like excuses. I'm better off trying to get the stains out on my own.
Kurt: And what am I supposed to say anyway? I didn't let a guy go to second base with me so he dumped a slushy on my head?
Blaine: ...It's a lot of combinations of detergent and ammonia and alcohol and a lot of other stuff. I can give you a link with the best instructions I've found so far.
Blaine: He didn't want just second base, Kurt. He wanted a home run. He wanted sex and I'm sure your coach would understand if she knew the whole story. But if you don't think so, that's fine. Karma's a bitch. He'll get what's coming to him.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: No, she won't. It's not like you decided to dump it on yourself. Just take my shirt for the day.
Blaine: ...Are you joking? Eric did this to you?
Kurt: You don't know Coach. She'll castrate them and then she'll kill me.
Kurt: Well, his co-captain did. God, it stings and it's cold.
Blaine: Then tell her why it happened. Tell her why he did it.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: Just...give me a minute. I've got a towel and an extra shirt in my locker...if you don't mind looking a little less fashionable.
Kurt: It's my uniform. Coach is going to kill me.
Kurt: Stupid soccer team.
Blaine: No, she won't. It's not like you decided to dump it on yourself. Just take my shirt for the day.
Blaine: ...Are you joking? Eric did this to you?
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Text || Klaine
Kurt: Can you please come to the bathroom on the third floor?
Blaine: Um...okay?
Blaine: ...Wait, you didn't get slushied or something, did you?
Kurt: it's cold.
Blaine: Just...give me a minute. I've got a towel and an extra shirt in my locker...if you don't mind looking a little less fashionable.
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Text || Klaine
Kurt: Can you please come to the bathroom on the third floor?
Blaine: Um...okay?
Blaine: ...Wait, you didn't get slushied or something, did you?
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Text || Klaine
Kurt: I guess not...
Kurt: So you're really okay with this?
Blaine: Yeah, sure.
Blaine: It'll be...fun.
Kurt: Mkay, thank you!
Kurt: So Thursday night?
Blaine: Sure...Thursday.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: It's not a real date when you're sharing it with another couple anyway. I just...don't consider double dates real dates, I guess. So...it would still be our first date, in my opinion...
Kurt: I guess not...
Kurt: So you're really okay with this?
Blaine: Yeah, sure.
Blaine: It'll be...fun.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: ...Can we just get the double date over with first and then go out together?
Kurt: But... Is that how you want our first date as a real couple to go?
Blaine: It's not a real date when you're sharing it with another couple anyway. I just...don't consider double dates real dates, I guess. So...it would still be our first date, in my opinion...
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: No, I'm sorry. I--okay. Okay, we can...go on a double date, I guess.
Kurt: It's okay.... How about tomorrow night we go on a real date - just you and me, and after that we can go on double date. I swear I won't let them kill you :P
Blaine: ...Can we just get the double date over with first and then go out together?
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: Would you find it fun if I took you out on a date with Sebastian or Puck and one of their fuck buddies?
Blaine: Brittany? The one that has the brain of a five year old?
Kurt: ...................
Kurt: Fine, you could have just said no..... And she's sweet, Blaine.
Blaine: No, I'm sorry. I--okay. Okay, we can...go on a double date, I guess.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: Neither have I.
Blaine: ....Not too good. Why? With who?
Kurt: It'll be fun, Blaine!
Kurt: Santana and Brittany... In Santana's words, "I need to make sure my main gay is getting taken care of". Britt's nice, you'd like her.
Blaine: Would you find it fun if I took you out on a date with Sebastian or Puck and one of their fuck buddies?
Blaine: Brittany? The one that has the brain of a five year old?
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: You just can't get enough of that, can you?
Blaine: Hi. :)
Kurt: Nope. I never had a boyfriend.
Kurt: Soooo.... How do you feel about double dating?
Blaine: Neither have I.
Blaine: ....Not too good. Why? With who?
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Text || Klaine
Kurt: Hey boyfriend!
Blaine: You just can't get enough of that, can you?
Blaine: Hi. :)
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Phone Call | Klaine
Kurt: Hmm, noted. And ......... I don't know. Maybe they would? It's worth a try.
Blaine: Yeah, I could just complain *really* loudly about how you won't let me further than second base. They'd believe it; you *know* they would.
Kurt: ... They probably would. Which, is true after all. I'm not interested in any kind of second base right now.
Blaine: I know you're not. It's okay to not be ready. I know I talk about it a lot, but I never meant to actually pressure you.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Blaine: ...Well, you better thank god I wasn't drinking coffee because you would have killed me. I am NOT the cheerleading type. You don't think they'd listen to me? I mean, I haven't exactly been quiet about my sexual endeavors.
Kurt: Hmm, noted. And ......... I don't know. Maybe they would? It's worth a try.
Blaine: Yeah, I could just complain *really* loudly about how you won't let me further than second base. They'd believe it; you *know* they would.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Kurt: .... I'm giving it a day. To see what happens after I tell them we're dating. And okay, promise?
Blaine: Okay...well, I hope it works out. Yeah, Kurt, I promise. They might not like you, but they're not going to hurt you.
Kurt: Yeah.... I know I talk about giving it up, but the uniforms become my shield. I'm not sure I can.... And okay, thank you.
Blaine: I get it. I wouldn't ask you to give that up.
Kurt: I know you wouldn't.... God, I wish you were on the team. The girls would probably get scared into accepting whatever I say is truth and they wouldn't care about you and me. Though... I can't see you as a cheerleader.
Blaine: ...Well, you better thank god I wasn't drinking coffee because you would have killed me. I am NOT the cheerleading type. You don't think they'd listen to me? I mean, I haven't exactly been quiet about my sexual endeavors.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Kurt: .... I'm giving it a day. To see what happens after I tell them we're dating. And okay, promise?
Blaine: Okay...well, I hope it works out. Yeah, Kurt, I promise. They might not like you, but they're not going to hurt you.
Kurt: Yeah.... I know I talk about giving it up, but the uniforms become my shield. I'm not sure I can.... And okay, thank you.
Blaine: I get it. I wouldn't ask you to give that up.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Blaine: I don't think they hate you...it's not like you ever personally gave us trouble. Anyway, I thought you were quitting? I'm not pressuring you to, and you don't have to...I just thought that's what you said the other day. They won't bother you with me there, okay? And they're not going to go out of their way to bug you. Just ignore them.
Kurt: .... I'm giving it a day. To see what happens after I tell them we're dating. And okay, promise?
Blaine: Okay...well, I hope it works out. Yeah, Kurt, I promise. They might not like you, but they're not going to hurt you.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Blaine: Um...well, okay, so maybe Sebastian's not fond of you. But, hey, that's one guy. It's not like he'll actually do anything.
Kurt: Pretty sure Mike and Puckerman hate me too, because of... Well, I'm a Cheerleader, Blaine...
Blaine: I don't think they hate you...it's not like you ever personally gave us trouble. Anyway, I thought you were quitting? I'm not pressuring you to, and you don't have to...I just thought that's what you said the other day. They won't bother you with me there, okay? And they're not going to go out of their way to bug you. Just ignore them.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Kurt: But.... Fine. But don't say I never did anything for you. If I die, my blood is on your hands...
Blaine: Kurt. You'll be fine, trust me. And that's *if* they ever bother to show up for lunch.
Kurt: ... I swear Sebastian looks like he's going to kill me most of the time....
Blaine: Um...well, okay, so maybe Sebastian's not fond of you. But, hey, that's one guy. It's not like he'll actually do anything.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Kurt: ... Because I'm slightly terrified one of the people in your group will kill me in a violent matter. Maybe we should find a new table. *smiles and clutches the phone closer to his ear* We are. You're my boyfriend.
Blaine: My "people", as you call them, are usually too cool for the cafeteria, Kurt. The table's basically mine. Besides, they'll probably sit wherever I am if I moved. Come on, the worst they'll do is ask some embarrassing questions, but they'll leave the grilling for me. Probably.
Kurt: But.... Fine. But don't say I never did anything for you. If I die, my blood is on your hands...
Blaine: Kurt. You'll be fine, trust me. And that's *if* they ever bother to show up for lunch.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Kurt: Thank god. So we're dating! *lets out a small sigh of relief* For a second I thought you were going to say no. Sit with me at lunch?
Blaine: I wasn't going to say no, Kurt. Why don't you sit with me? I don't think I'd be welcome at your table. *laughs lightly* We're dating.
Kurt: ... Because I'm slightly terrified one of the people in your group will kill me in a violent matter. Maybe we should find a new table. *smiles and clutches the phone closer to his ear* We are. You're my boyfriend.
Blaine: My "people", as you call them, are usually too cool for the cafeteria, Kurt. The table's basically mine. Besides, they'll probably sit wherever I am if I moved. Come on, the worst they'll do is ask some embarrassing questions, but they'll leave the grilling for me. Probably.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Kurt: If I wasn't sure I wouldn't ask, Blaine. So... Yes?
Blaine: Yes. I...I would...love to be your boyfriend.
Kurt: Thank god. So we're dating! *lets out a small sigh of relief* For a second I thought you were going to say no. Sit with me at lunch?
Blaine: I wasn't going to say no, Kurt. Why don't you sit with me? I don't think I'd be welcome at your table. *laughs lightly* We're dating.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Blaine: *long pause* ...Seriously?
Kurt: *lets out a choked laugh* Yes, seriously. That was not the answer I was looking for, Blaine.
Blaine: I--yes. ...Are you sure?
Kurt: If I wasn't sure I wouldn't ask, Blaine. So... Yes?
Blaine: Yes. I...I would...love to be your boyfriend.
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Phone Call | Klaine
Blaine: *long pause* ...Seriously?
Kurt: *lets out a choked laugh* Yes, seriously. That was not the answer I was looking for, Blaine.
Blaine: I--yes. ...Are you sure?
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Phone Call | Klaine
Kurt: *waits while the phone rings*
Blaine: Hey.
Kurt: *takes a deep breath* Hi, it didn't feel right to ask this over text and I kind of wish I knew where you were right now, but I didn't want to wait another second. Blaine Anderson, will you be my boyfriend?
Blaine: *long pause* ...Seriously?
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Phone Call | Klaine
Kurt: *waits while the phone rings*
Blaine: Hey.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: Don't mention it. And it's okay, Kurt, really. It's not like you ruined it...or that I would really care if you did.
Kurt: ....
Kurt: You're worth it. Just... So you know. I don't even know if you're interested anymore, but I realized last night that you are. So much....
Blaine: I wouldn't have bothered coming by if I wasn't interested, Kurt.
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Text || Klaine
Kurt: ... Thank you. For last night...
Kurt: I'm sorry I got your shirt wet.
Blaine: Don't mention it. And it's okay, Kurt, really. It's not like you ruined it...or that I would really care if you did.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: Okay, well what if I told them nothing was going on?
Kurt: Because they're bound to listen to you over me obviously.
Kurt: Thanks but... Whatever. It's our senior year anyway. Someone else's rumor will take up everyone's attention and if not, I'm leaving this hell hole soon enough.
Blaine: ...Fine.
Blaine: Are you coming downstairs, or should I save you the trouble and scale the house again?
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: Well....did you tell them we're not?
Kurt: Rumors spread fast than truth, Blaine. It doesn't matter what I say at this point, people will think that the 'icequeen' of the school is a slut because they're nasty, horrible, human beings.
Blaine: Okay, well what if I told them nothing was going on?
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: That is not what all guys want from you, Kurt. Besides, you are *far* from easy. Once again, I would know.
Blaine: I'll be there in fifteen minutes or so.
Kurt: That's what everything thinks right now. I hate McKinley, I'm never going back.
Kurt: Okay...
Blaine: Well....did you tell them we're not?
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: You're not an idiot. That's how he is--and he's really good at acting like a nice guy until you're not in a crowded, public place with him.
Blaine: I'm really sorry, Kurt.
Blaine: Do you mind if I come over?
Kurt: I feel like it. You were right. Apparently all guys want with me is an easy f-fuck.
Kurt: It's my own fault.
Kurt: ... My face is puffy. If you don't care about that then sure.
Blaine: That is not what all guys want from you, Kurt. Besides, you are *far* from easy. Once again, I would know.
Blaine: I'll be there in fifteen minutes or so.
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Text || Klaine
Kurt: I... Just... It was a really nice at first. We went to dinner and he held the door for me and pulled out my chair and was just charming and witty and...
Kurt: And then he invited me to his house for a movie and I thought - I thought that was it, we;d cuddle and watch a movie and -and -... but.
Kurt: He just... He started pulling me closer and kissing me and - and he said he wanted me and when I said no he got all upset and said th-that if I "was already letting anderson fuck me, I should let a real man show me what it's like" a-and I pushed him away but he kept grabbing me and- and he called me a slut and -
Kurt: God, I feel like such an idiot now. And I'm just curled up on my bed sobbing and w-why would be do those things?
Blaine: You're not an idiot. That's how he is--and he's really good at acting like a nice guy until you're not in a crowded, public place with him.
Blaine: I'm really sorry, Kurt.
Blaine: Do you mind if I come over?
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Text || Klaine
Kurt: ....
Kurt: You were right.
Blaine: ...What did he do?
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: Sure, he wouldn't. Whatever, Kurt.
Blaine: P.S., did you ever consider the fact that maybe he was sweet to you after you came out because it meant he had someone to fool around with?
Kurt: You're being cruel, Blaine. Why can't you accept that someone might be interested in me who doesn't just want to sleep with me?!
Kurt: I know that's a hard concept for you to grasp, but it is possible.
Blaine: Oh, fuck you. Whatever, go date Eric, then.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: I think I know him better than you do. In fact, my certainty grows with every comment you make about him. I saw what you considering "hanging out" at parties, remember? You make the rounds, talk to people for like ten minutes and excuse yourself. He's *exactly* like that.
Blaine: Well, I'm not worth the risk anyway, so go ahead. Date him.
Kurt: ... Why are you getting so upset over this? What has he ever done to you? He's always been sweet to me, especially after I came out and was having a hard time.
Kurt: At least he wouldn't be an /asshole/ to me.
Blaine: Sure, he wouldn't. Whatever, Kurt.
Blaine: P.S., did you ever consider the fact that maybe he was sweet to you after you came out because he thought he finally had someone to fool around with?
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: No he's not. Kurt, the difference between him and me is that I can tell you to your face what I want, while he's going to pretend to be a nice guy and go around your back and try to get you drunk at some frat party and hope it's enough to make you horny. He is *far* from a nice guy, Kurt.
Blaine: Okay, so....you're not sure I'm worth the risk, then?
Kurt: You don't know him, Blaine! I've hung out with him at plenty of parties, he's not like that. Maybe he makes a comment once in a while, but he'd never act on it without my consent. Maybe I should date him.
Kurt: I--- I didn't say that, I just....
Blaine: I think I know him better than you do. In fact, my certainty grows with every comment you make about him. I saw what you considering "hanging out" at parties, remember? You make the rounds, talk to people for like ten minutes and excuse yourself. He's *exactly* like that.
Blaine: Well, I'm not worth the risk anyway, so go ahead. Date him.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: Excuse me? Sweet to *you*, maybe. Clearly he just wants in your pants.
Blaine: You can't. Plain and simple.
Kurt: Just because you've made your intentions very clear doesn't mean that's what all guys are looking for, Blaine. He's sweet. Eric is a gentleman.
Kurt: ... Well... Then I have to figure out if I want to risk it I suppose.
Blaine: No he's not. Kurt, the difference between him and me is that I can tell you to your face what I want, while he's going to pretend to be a nice guy and go around your back and try to get you drunk at some frat party and hope it's enough to make you horny. He is *far* from a nice guy, Kurt.
Blaine: Okay, so....what you're saying is you're not sure I'm worth the risk, then?
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: What?! THAT douchebag, are you KIDDING me?
Blaine: Then...I guess you wouldn't regret it?
Kurt: ... What's wrong with Eric? He's sweet....
Kurt: Well, no, probably not. But how can you tell before hand if it is or if it's not?
Blaine: Excuse me? Sweet to *you*, maybe. Clearly he just wants in your pants.
Blaine: You can't. Plain and simple.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: Well I sure as hell don't want to date you because you're *on* the team. It wouldn't make me want to date you any less.
Blaine: I hope you're not considering this for me, though. I don't know how bad it was before I transferred, but nothing's changed and I doubt it will.
Kurt: That's good. I got asked out today because I'm on the team. Captain of the soccer team - apparently we're meant for each other.
Kurt: Yeah, but what if it was worth it?
Blaine: What?! THAT douchebag, are you KIDDING me?
Blaine: Then...I guess you wouldn't regret it?
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: But that's my point. You're *not* a slut. In any sense of the word. If they think so, why does it matter? They're wrong, and therefore their opinion doesn't really matter, does it?
Blaine: Well...I'm not sure I want to be responsible for you getting kicked off the team and having to deal with slushies again.
Kurt: I know I'm not, but everyone else will think so... It doesn't matter, but it does. I'm captain of the Cheerios, it's like there's a spotlight on me. I can't just say 'fuck it' and pretend it doesn't matter.
Kurt: .... But what if I left. The Cheerios I mean. What if I left them? Would you still want to date me?
Blaine: Well I sure as hell don't want to date you because you're *on* the team. It wouldn't make me want to date you any less.
Blaine: I hope you're not considering this for me, though. I don't know how bad it was before I transferred, but nothing's changed and I doubt it will.
Text || Klaine
Blaine: Why do you care so much? You have nothing to be ashamed of--it's not like it's true. *I* should know. What they think really doesn't matter, but it *especially* doesn't matter when it isn't even true.
Blaine: Or...we can date, but you don't have to tell them that. If you want to, go ahead, but...why not keep your reputation and be my boyfriend? Best of both, right?
Kurt: Because in a school like this, reputation is currency. And I don't want to start getting slushied again because I get kicked off the team, nor do I want the entire school to think I'm a- a slut...
Kurt: It just feels wrong. I want to be proud about being in a relationship, not hide it. It'd feel just as bad as tiptoeing back into the closet.
Blaine: But that's my point. You're *not* a slut. In any sense of the word. If they think so, why does it matter? They're wrong, and therefore their opinion doesn't really matter, does it?
Blaine: Well...I'm not sure I want to be responsible for you getting kicked off the team and having to deal with slushies again.
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Text || Klaine
Blaine: But you are interested in your reputation with the Cheerios. If it's anything more than that, your reputation is going to be, for lack of a better word, worthless.
Blaine: Generally, no. But with you...if that's what you want.
Kurt: .... I hate this. I hate that I care what those stupid girls on the team thing of me. Do you know that more than half of them should be failing school. And yet I care that they think I'm sleeping around. God, I hate high school.
Kurt: I do. If - I don't want it to just be 'fucking around' or anything like that. I want to date you and I want to be able to tell everyone that we're boyfriends.
Blaine: Why do you care so much? You have nothing to be ashamed of--it's not like it's true. *I* should know. What they think really doesn't matter, but it *especially* doesn't matter when it isn't even true.
Blaine: Or...we can date, but you don't have to tell them that. If you want to, go ahead, but...why not keep your reputation and be my boyfriend? Best of both, right?
Text || Klaine
Blaine: So? Just tell them we're screwing around if you want; I don't care.
Blaine: Um...I've never really...dated anyone before. But on the other hand, I've never really known anyone that I had any desire to date either.
Kurt: ... Thanks, but I'm not interested in a reputation like that, so I care. I don't want to just screw around.
Kurt: Well.... Would you... Want to date?
Blaine: But you are interested in your reputation with the Cheerios. If it's anything more than that, your reputation is going to be, for lack of a better word, worthless.
Blaine: Generally, no. But with you...if that's what you want.
Text || Klaine
Blaine: Great. Just what every guy wants to hear.
Blaine: So, what? Am I right in assuming it's an "us or him" kind of thing?
Kurt: Actually it was more of a "Are you two dating, because if it's just fucking around it's fine, but you can't date a troublemaker it'll ruin your reputation".
Kurt: Which made me wonder... Are we actually dating, Blaine? We've never really talked about it...
Blaine: So? Just tell them we're screwing around if you want; I don't care.
Blaine: Um...I've never really...dated anyone before. But on the other hand, I've never really known anyone that I had any desire to date either.
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Text || Klaine
Kurt: So.... I've been given an ultimatum. By the girls on the team who aren't exactly... Pleased we're dating.
Blaine: Great. Just what every guy wants to hear.
Blaine: So, what? Am I right in assuming it's an "us or him" kind of thing?
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There's nothing I want more than to get a dog.
sluttylucyfabray:
misfitblaine:
sluttylucyfabray:
Why not get something cute, at least? Okay, I’d get a boxer probably… But a puppy boxer.
Pit bulls are—can be…cute.
… I’ll need that proven, before I believe it.
What about this isn’t adorable?
