Kurt: I haven't had to worry about stains like this since freshman year....

Kurt: I know. I just.... rsojsfijgdfh I just can't believe he would do that. I'm still captain of the Cheerios! He can't just treat me like that.

Blaine: No, he can't.

Kurt: Thank you for coming to help me clean up... I didn't know who else to call.

Blaine: Don't mention it. It's partly my fault anyway.

Blaine: ...It's a lot of combinations of detergent and ammonia and alcohol and a lot of other stuff. I can give you a link with the best instructions I've found so far.

Blaine: He didn't want just second base, Kurt. He wanted a home run. He wanted sex and I'm sure your coach would understand if she knew the whole story. But if you don't think so, that's fine. Karma's a bitch. He'll get what's coming to him.

Kurt: I haven't had to worry about stains like this since freshman year....

Kurt: I know. I just.... rsojsfijgdfh I just can't believe he would do that. I'm still captain of the Cheerios! He can't just treat me like that.

Blaine: No, he can't.

Kurt: You don't know Coach. She'll castrate them and then she'll kill me.

Kurt: Well, his co-captain did. God, it stings and it's cold.

Blaine: Then tell her why it happened. Tell her why he did it.

Kurt: She doesn't like excuses. I'm better off trying to get the stains out on my own.

Kurt: And what am I supposed to say anyway? I didn't let a guy go to second base with me so he dumped a slushy on my head?

Blaine: ...It's a lot of combinations of detergent and ammonia and alcohol and a lot of other stuff. I can give you a link with the best instructions I've found so far.

Blaine: He didn't want just second base, Kurt. He wanted a home run. He wanted sex and I'm sure your coach would understand if she knew the whole story. But if you don't think so, that's fine. Karma's a bitch. He'll get what's coming to him.

Blaine: No, she won't. It's not like you decided to dump it on yourself. Just take my shirt for the day.

Blaine: ...Are you joking? Eric did this to you?

Kurt: You don't know Coach. She'll castrate them and then she'll kill me.

Kurt: Well, his co-captain did. God, it stings and it's cold.

Blaine: Then tell her why it happened. Tell her why he did it.

Blaine: Just...give me a minute. I've got a towel and an extra shirt in my locker...if you don't mind looking a little less fashionable.

Kurt: It's my uniform. Coach is going to kill me.

Kurt: Stupid soccer team.

Blaine: No, she won't. It's not like you decided to dump it on yourself. Just take my shirt for the day.

Blaine: ...Are you joking? Eric did this to you?

Kurt: Can you please come to the bathroom on the third floor?

Blaine: Um...okay?

Blaine: ...Wait, you didn't get slushied or something, did you?

Kurt: it's cold.

Blaine: Just...give me a minute. I've got a towel and an extra shirt in my locker...if you don't mind looking a little less fashionable.

Kurt: Can you please come to the bathroom on the third floor?

Blaine: Um...okay?

Blaine: ...Wait, you didn't get slushied or something, did you?

Kurt: I guess not...

Kurt: So you're really okay with this?

Blaine: Yeah, sure.

Blaine: It'll be...fun.

Kurt: Mkay, thank you!

Kurt: So Thursday night?

Blaine: Sure...Thursday.

Blaine: It's not a real date when you're sharing it with another couple anyway. I just...don't consider double dates real dates, I guess. So...it would still be our first date, in my opinion...

Kurt: I guess not...

Kurt: So you're really okay with this?

Blaine: Yeah, sure.

Blaine: It'll be...fun.

Blaine: ...Can we just get the double date over with first and then go out together?

Kurt: But... Is that how you want our first date as a real couple to go?

Blaine: It's not a real date when you're sharing it with another couple anyway. I just...don't consider double dates real dates, I guess. So...it would still be our first date, in my opinion...